I buy a smoothie, grab a chair from the food court, and relax near the railing looking over it all.
Security guard 1: "I'm gonna have to have you move. I can't have you sitting out here."
Me: "Well then why did they build the deck?"
SG1: "Sometimes they have parties and bring their own chairs out here."
Me: "Where can I get one of those chairs?"
I brought my chair inside, found the name of the management company, General Growth Partners, on a sign, and went to sit on the steps.
Security Guard 2: "I can't have you sitting on the steps. It's a security concern."
I look above me to see if any of the overhang looks immanent to fall. "How is it a security concern?"
"You're blocking people on the steps."
"That's cause I can't sit up there."
"That's also a security concern."
"How is that?"
"If there were an emergency and people needed to come out the doors, you'd be blocking them. That's why we have the chairs inside."
I ask who I can talk to about this and he hands me this official looking card:
I took the picture so I can submit my comment here with some accountability. @GeneralGrowth, you can respond with a comment here or to my tweets:
We let you build a mall here. Why won't you let us enjoy it?
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